"It's like the apocalypse came, only instead of nuclear bombs and zombies, Mike gets school participation, gay thoughts, and motherfucking cheerleaders."

“Plenty of humans were monstrous, and plenty of monsters knew how to play at being human.”

Monsters, monsters, big and small,They're gonna come and eat you all!

“It’s a small town,” he goes on. “Ninety percent of rapes are acquaintance rapes—that means you know your attacker, girls. And guys, that means you know the girl you damaged physically, emotionally, and mentally. One in six of you boys is going to be sexually assaulted too, by the way.”

“It is the first day of November and so, today, someone will die.”