Let’s get real here: we all love Peter. We’ve barely seen him for more than 30 seconds, but he’s already a favourite X-Force member. So here’s a thought: since Peter is everyone’s unofficial dad(dy)—I mean, he’s just as good at beekeeping as he is at serving up stellar life advice—we’re imagining a scenario where Deadpool, in a moment of tender lucidity, gives some of Peter’s recommendations for the absolute best songs of the 80s a listen. Spoiler alert: he ends up even liking a few of them.

What’s your go-to karaoke song? AP: I have two. “Ain’t Going Down (Til the Sun Comes Up)” by Garth Brooks – it’s a crowd-pleaser – and “Only Time” by Enya. That’s for really, really late at night, when things are real sloppy.