“This wildly real and relatable” novel about online dating and real-life romance “will have you laughing until the very end” (BuzzFeed). After two intense, dead-end relationships, Alison finds herself confused, lonely—and drastically out of touch with the world of modern dating. Refusing to wallow, she signs up for a popular dating app and resolves to remain open-minded and optimistic. With the click of a button, her adventures begin: On one date, she’s dumped before the first kiss; on another, she dons full HAZMAT gear; she meets a tattooed folk singer turned investment banker, an undercover agent who tracks illegal exotic animals, and dozens of other colorful characters. Giving them each her signature “pants speech”—her pants aren’t coming off unless she has a real connection with someone—she desperately wants to push past the awkward small-talk phase to find true love. But when she meets funny, sophisticated, sexy Luke and falls hard for him, she can’t be sure whether he’ll stick around or move on to his next match . . .