Reading this is like music to my ears.

I have had issues with dandruff my whole life. Head and Shoulders works best for me. There’s nothing better — I’m open minded, but there’s nothing better.

I’m wearing one of my Brooks Brothers shirts right now. I like the feel of the fabric. It’s crisp: a mixture of cotton and some synthetic fibers that is just a great, very comfortable blend. It also has collar stays — you know, those plastic things in the collar.

I get up in time to watch “Meet the Press.” There’s three ways to know that you’re old. When I sit on my porch in Studio City in Los Angeles, I yell at cars to slow down.

I like to listen to Willie’s Roadhouse, then with one click I’m playing Elvis.

I listen to Hits 1 to try to stay current with the young people.

I like to listen to Willie’s Roadhouse.

I love Sirius XM because there are no commercials. I have worked in commercials and made my living off of them, but I don’t miss them. I like to listen to Willie’s Roadhouse, then with one click I’m playing Elvis. I listen to Hits 1 to try to stay current with the young people. I also listen to quite a bit of late night shows. I do like Colbert. But without Letterman, who even cares?